From a Q&A in "Texas Monthly" February Edition:
Q: How concerned should I be that the framed diploma on the wall of my vet's office is from a school other than Texas A&M University??
A: It is a fact that Aggies do make fine veterinarians, but there are many other institutions of higher learning known to produce adequate animal doctors. Where you want to exercise caution is when you see a framed certificate of graduation from Texas A&M on the office wall of your therapist, tattooist, accountant, podiatrist, LAWYER, plumber, personal pastry chef, midwife, or Football Coach. These are all cause for grave concern.
End of article.
Those two are particularly funny to me. Good thing it didn't say engineer or we'd all be screwed down here in Texas.
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